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The Infamous Ellen James (Infamous, #1) Meet Twenty Eight Year Old Ellen James A Sarcastic, Feisty, Foul Mouthed ER Nurse She Is Snarky, Sassy, And Sometimes Crudely Inappropriate After A Terrible Breakup With Her Fianc , Ellen Has Promised Herself That She Will Never Make The Mistake Of Falling For Another Man Again And Physicians, Well She S Than Written Them Off.Once She Meets Sexy Trauma Surgeon, Dr Trent Hamilton, This Promise Is Unbelievably Hard To Keep This Too Hot For Ellen S Own Good Man Is Undeniably Sexy And Down Right Irresistible He Leaves Her Breathless, Speechless, And Irritatingly Turned On He Makes Her Fantasize About Him In All Kinds Of Dirty, Inappropriate Ways.With The Help Of Her Obnoxious, And Often Times Hilarious Best Friend Amy, Ellen Will Find Herself In Several Crazy, Embarrassing Situations This Is A Story Of Friendship, Love And How One Very Sarcastic Woman Can Find The Strength To Pick Up The Pieces After Having Her Heart Broken In Her First Novel, N.A Alcorn Provides Interesting Takes On The Word Vagina, While Giving You A Reason To Re Think Your Next Visit To The Emergency Room This Book Is Bound To Make You Laugh, Smile, And Provide You With Enough Sarcasm To Choke Your Grandmother No, N.A Doesn T Want Anything Bad To Happen To Your Grandma Ruth, But She Does Want You To Strongly Consider Re Naming Your Vibrator After A Guy Who S At The Top Of Your Spank Bank Rotation Be Prepared For Dripping Juice Boxes, Awkward Pelvic Thrusting, And A Little Suspense To Keep Your Snatch On Edge Warning This Novel Contains Explicit Sex, Profanity And Far Too Much Vaginal Humor This Novel Is Not Meant For Anti Fornicators, Up Tight Prudes, Or Virgins Who Refuse To Go To Pound Town. 4.5 dirty minded stars My name is Ellen James Elle for short I m ornery and sarcastic, and my favorite word has four letters, starts with an F, and ends with U, C, and K I m loud, obnoxious, and inappropriately honest I have a girl crush on my yoga instructor and take pride in the fact that I can double plow I promise it s a yoga position What the actual fu k just happened I can honestly say I have never read a book like this and I mean that in a good way I ve read book after book that h 4.5 dirty minded stars My name is Ellen James Elle for short I m ornery and sarcastic, and my favorite word has four letters, starts with an F, and ends with U, C, and K I m loud, obnoxious, and inappropriately honest I hav 3.5 stars Great humor, likeable characters, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many references to the vagina and all the other variations of that word Don t get me wrong, this book was down right funny at times But the same joke told over and over got OLD Nearly all of the humor and dialogue hinged on references to body parts, most particularly the vagina and its many other names No matter what Elle was doing working, drinking, golfing, fucking etc the endless bombardment of crude body pa 3.5 stars Great humor, likeable characters, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many references to the vagina and all the other variations of that word Don t get me wrong, this book was down right funny at times But the sam 11 18 Five Big Bold Hysterical Triple Plow PLEASE Trent Hamilton Loving Stars After doing nothing but reading this book for a day, all I can honestly say right now is WOW I have a fever and the only cure is Trent Hamilton The Hamiltonian Effect is in full swing over here.My full review will come after the blog tour, but I have to say this The Infamous Ellen James is one of the best books I ve read in 2013 The prologue sucked me in fast, the entire story was engaging, and the epilogue had me 11 18 Five Big Bold Hysterical Triple Plow PLEASE Trent Hamilton Loving Stars After doing nothing but reading this book for a day, all I can honestly say right n Okay, this is not a book that will win any Pulitzer Prize.but hell, it wins hands on for being such a funny read I had a smile on my face whilst reading about snarky, sassy and foul mouth Ellen James s life as a nurse and her problems with love Great characters, awesome and dirty dialogue Can we finish this conversation tomorrow I have to get ready for work Sure I can t wait to rehash how some guy refused to make boom boom with my so called drunken vagina, Amy rolls her eyes Okay, this is not a book that will win any Pulitzer Prize.but hell, it wins hands on for being such a funny read I had a smile on my face whilst reading about snarky, sassy and foul mouth Ellen James s life as a nurse and her problems with love Great characters, awesome and dirty dialogue Can we finish this conversation tomorrow I have to get ready for work Sure I can t wait to rehash how some guy refused to make boom boom with my so called drunken vagina, Amy rolls her eyes dramatically as she uses her fingers for air quotes.Looks like I m going to have my work cut out for me with this situation.Swoony hero..Dr T

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